Does your eye start twitching when you drive up to that one barn? Does your back make you feel 10 years older than you are? Then Farrier Wellness Buddy™ is for you!
Get your first month of the Farrier Wellness Buddy™ and the special report, "3 Ways to Improve Farrier Health & Career Longevity," FREE
After each client of the day, simply open the app, press record and vent about it! Our patented AI software analyzes your tone of voice for agitation levels, exhaustion and general fed-up-ness. It transcribes your report and catalogs your day. Once you get home, Farrier Wellness Buddy™ gives you a comprehensive report that includes:
Physical Wellness Recommendations
- Yoga poses to ease those aches and pains (First pose FREE, additional poses $0.99 each)
- Ibuprofen dosage for maximum pain relief (Please note, we are legally required to advise against exceeding the label’s daily maximum — no matter what Farrier Wellness Buddy™ tells you.)
- Chakra cleansing to offset fumes from glue-on adhesives
- The location of the nearest urgent care
Mental Wellness Recommendations
Depending on the severity of the day, Farrier Wellness Buddy™ offers personalized after-work relaxation techniques including:
- Alcohol
- Staying in the shop all night
- Becoming one with the recliner
- Guided meditation (Premium subscription required)
- Therapists within a 50-mile radium
Business Recommendations
After one week of using Farrier Wellness Buddy™, our patented AI software learns enough about you to offer business tips that set you up for success, such as:
- Please for the love of God fire that client
- Truck diagnostics and step-by-step repair instructions (Premium Plus subscription required)
- How to charge more and use your Farrier Wellness Buddy™ subscription as a convenient excuse
BONUS: If you subscribe using the code AFJFWB, we’ll include our Farrier e-Mood Ring™! With biometric sensors embedded in the ring and bluetooth capability to connect right to our app, Farrier Wellness Buddy™ can tell you exactly which horses, clients or veterinarians raise your blood pressure.
For having some fun with us on April Fool's Day, we'd like to offer you a free special report. Fill out the form below, and your copy of "3 Ways to Improve Farrier Health & Career Longevity" will be emailed to you!
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